EXCLUSIVE: Skull and Bones, 2010-2011
Skull and Bones
- David Broockman
- Matt Zuckerman
- Paul Needham
- Kunal Lunawat
- Jesse Reising
- Kevin Wang
- Lily Blair
- Lusdymer Pichardo
- Kevin Fitzroy Beckford
- Kate Grace
- Temeica Bethel
- Nicole de Paz
- Jonathan Eng
- Mallory Baysek
- S.B.K. Weintraub
Friends and commenters, let us know if we’ve made any mistakes, and we’ll be quick to correct. We wouldn’t want to misidentify any Boners.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/2010/04/exclusive-skull-and-bones-2010-2011/
Yale Secret Society Taps of 2010, Cool Your Jets
The Yale Pundits, culprits of the Scroll and Key application prank earlier this year, have released the list of taps for the top secret societies late last night. The newsletter-style email for the “Yale Does It Nude” addressed to and credited to former YDN editor-in-chief Andrew Mangino cracked what will hopefully be the last swine flu joke. Ever.
By the looks of it, Key is holding onto their YDN legacy by tapping current managing editor Bharat Ayyar. Meanwhile, Skull and Bones kept it presidential, welcoming Yale College Council president Rich Tao along with current publisher of the Yale Record, Nozlee Samadzadeh-Hadidi.
The Pundits’ announcement is hot on the heels of Rumpus’s publication of the graduating class of 2009 society members list. Regarding our mistake in framing that coverage, we hope you commenters will cheer up now that we’ve covered everything. After all, this shit’s supposed to be secret, right?
After the jump, the original email from the Pundits and a video of a slow loris getting tickled.
From: Yale Daily News
Date: May 7, 2009 1:21:37 AM EDT
To: Andrew Mangino
Subject: Yale Daily News Swine Flu UPDATE
Published Thursday, May 7, 2009
Swine Flu Update: Culprit Isolated; Instructions for Remedial Action Included
Andrew Mangino
Senior Reporter
Influenza Type A H1N1, known colloquially as “Swine Flu,” has struck at Yale; current death toll estimates numbers in the dozens. Chief of Yale Police James A. Perrotti has reported that “Domino,” the adorable piglet pictured at left, has been positively identified as the transmission vector behind the index case of the disease. Officials at YUHS detained the animal for analysis yesterday and have reconstructed the details of his whereabouts immediately prior to the outbreak: he went to market; he returned home; he had roast beef; the next day he had none; the day before the outbreak he went wee wee wee all over a shipment of Yale Bake Shop “iced gold raspberry cupcakes with organic ingredients” bound for Commons.
Students with dead suitemates and friends are encouraged to extirpate all corpses from dormitory residences to reduce the risk of contagion. The 2010 taps of Skull and Bones, Wolf’s Head, Scroll and Key and Leviathan have graciously volunteered their tombs until such time as they can be properly interred. A mass funeral will be held on Beinecke Plaza next week after exam period has ended, with a memorial concert by Tangled Up In Blue and lecture by Shelly Kagan.
Wolf’s Head
Naomi Bland
Skaweniio Barnes
Christopher Labosky
Benjamin Lasman
David Lee
Jacob Liberman
Fernanda Lopez
Mayra Macias Macias
Isabel Chen
Katherine Ettinger
Tess Gerrand
Jason Gilliland
Robert Gruberv Rodney Reynolds
Stephanie Rosenthal
Bradford Williams
Scroll and Key
Joe Alessi
Bharat Ayyar
Alice Baumgartner
Benjamin Beitler
Elias Bildner
Max Engelstein
Catherine Fiedorek
Amila Golic
Cordelia Istel
James Jiang
Mia Kanak
John-Michael Parker
Genet Tek
Rich Scudellari
Julia Weiser
Skull and Bones
Imran Bhaloo
Daniel Gillespie
Laura Gottesdiener
Sameer Gupta
Adrian Latortue
Sophie Merrifield
Abby McCartney
Scott Nelson
Mariel Novas
Nozlee Samadzadeh-Hadidi
Daniel Schlosberg
Rich Tao
Grant Todd
Amira Valliani
Jennifer Wang
Leviathan
Rahela Aziz-Bose
Gregory Barnett
Justin Berk
Alice Buttrick
Jonathan Carlos
Sarah Dewey
Jessica Dilworth
Samuel Duboff
Daniel Geoffrion
Calgary Leveen
Jane Parkes
Eileen Regan
Aaron Reiss
Craig Steen
Anna Swan
Lita Tandon
Officials urge all students, faculty and staff to fend for themselves.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/2009/05/yale-secret-society-taps-of-2010-cool-your-jets/
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