Thursday, December 3, 2009

Conspiracy Theory

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http://www.trutv.com/shows/conspiracy_theory/video.html?clipPid=2e8hYSHprRTfbQc8QmY79O4phUIA4g_F

Plus after tonights episode a live chat with Jesse.

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This Weeks episode.

The Secrets of HAARP

HAARP, or the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, was developed by international oil companies as a high-powered way to communicate with submarines utilizing extremely low frequency (ELF) radio waves to penetrate the ocean. When the U.S. military realized its potency, it bought HAARP.

Now, some experts say, it also has a more nefarious purpose: to penetrate human skulls and control the minds of its victims.

HAARP is housed in a massive 35 acre, 180 tower complex in Gakona, AK. The antennas can shoot 3.6 million watts of powerful radio waves into the uppermost part of the Earth's atmosphere, heating it up and creating irregularities that cause the ionosphere to bounce the radio signals back to the ground. But many skeptical Alaskans believe that HAARP is actually a sophisticated weapons system that can destroy incoming missiles, manipulate the weather and even control human brains.





HAARP – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, December 2 at 10P
Is it a communications research project or a doomsday weapon that can change the weather, shoot satellites out of orbit- and trigger mind control across the globe? Jesse Ventura and his team head north to a remote region of Alaska to confront the military installation called HAARP. TV-14-L
9/11 – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, December 9 at 10P
Jesse Ventura steps into America's most controversial conspiracy by challenging the 9/11 Commission Report and searching for evidence that the September 11th attacks were an inside job. At the urging of victims' families, he finds witnesses who claim the towers were brought down by explosives, the missing black box flight recorders were actually recovered and ground control knew the hijackers were in the cockpits before the jets took off. TV-PG-V
Global Warming – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, December 16 at 10P
Whether global warming is real or not, it's believed some people are using the issue to make billions of dollars, start a one-world government and control our lives, from the cars we drive to the foods we eat. Jesse Ventura starts with Al Gore and goes far beyond as he uncovers the evidence that leads to one man behind the global warming conspiracy.
Big Brother – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, December 23 at 10P
Big Brother is watching and it's not who you think. Jesse Ventura's investigation of government surveillance on its citizens tears the lid off a nationwide program that is thought to turn local businessmen and office workers into spies, snooping on their neighbors and ratting on their friends in exchange for information and special privileges from the FBI- including, some charge, a "license to kill."
Secret Societies – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, December 30 at 10P
They're thought to be a group of the world's elite who meet once a year at a luxury hotel and decide how they will run the world. Their latest plan? To thin out the population through disease-and vaccines. Jesse Ventura infiltrates the Bilderberg Group, exposes its well-known members and tries to stop their latest "soft kill" plan-- before it's too late.
Manchurian Candidate – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, January 6 at 10P
Authors and experts warn that forces within the government have revived a program that uses mind control techniques to turn ordinary citizens into programmed assassins. This real-life Manchurian Candidate seems outlandish-until Jesse Ventura searches for the evidence of how it's being done-and goes face-to-face with a man who claims he's one of the killers.
Apocalypse 2012 – NEW!
Premiere On: Wed, January 13 at 10P
It's believed that the world is heading for disaster in 2012 and the government is preparing to save and protect the elite- while leaving the rest of us to fend for ourselves. Jesse Ventura uncovers the evidence, and the Top Secret underground bunkers being built in places ranging from the Nevada desert to the White House, including the largest, now under construction beneath a major metropolitan airport.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Obama

7 stories Obama doesn't want told
By: John F. Harris
November 30, 2009 05:45 AM EST

Presidential politics is about storytelling. Presented with a vivid storyline, voters naturally tend to fit every new event or piece of information into a picture that is already neatly framed in their minds.

No one understands this better than Barack Obama and his team, who won the 2008 election in part because they were better storytellers than the opposition. The pro-Obama narrative featured an almost mystically talented young idealist who stood for change in a disciplined and thoughtful way. This easily outpowered the anti-Obama narrative, featuring an opportunistic Chicago pol with dubious relationships who was more liberal than he was letting on.

A year into his presidency, however, Obama’s gift for controlling his image shows signs of faltering. As Washington returns to work from the Thanksgiving holiday, there are several anti-Obama storylines gaining momentum.

The Obama White House argues that all of these storylines are inaccurate or unfair. In some cases these anti-Obama narratives are fanned by Republicans, in some cases by reporters and commentators.

But they all are serious threats to Obama, if they gain enough currency to become the dominant frame through which people interpret the president’s actions and motives.

Here are seven storylines Obama needs to worry about:

He thinks he’s playing with Monopoly money

Economists and business leaders from across the ideological spectrum were urging the new president on last winter when he signed onto more than a trillion in stimulus spending and bank and auto bailouts during his first weeks in office. Many, though far from all, of these same people now agree that these actions helped avert an even worse financial catastrophe.

Along the way, however, it is clear Obama underestimated the political consequences that flow from the perception that he is a profligate spender. He also misjudged the anger in middle America about bailouts with weak and sporadic public explanations of why he believed they were necessary.

The flight of independents away from Democrats last summer — the trend that recently hammered Democrats in off-year elections in Virginia — coincided with what polls show was alarm among these voters about undisciplined big government and runaway spending. The likely passage of a health care reform package criticized as weak on cost-control will compound the problem.

Obama understands the political peril, and his team is signaling that he will use the 2010 State of the Union address to emphasize fiscal discipline. The political challenge, however, is an even bigger substantive challenge—since the most convincing way to project fiscal discipline would be actually to impose spending reductions that would cramp his own agenda and that of congressional Democrats.

Too much Leonard Nimoy

People used to make fun of Bill Clinton’s misty-eyed, raspy-voiced claims that, “I feel your pain.”

The reality, however, is that Clinton’s dozen years as governor before becoming president really did leave him with a vivid sense of the concrete human dimensions of policy. He did not view programs as abstractions — he viewed them in terms of actual people he knew by name.

Obama, a legislator and law professor, is fluent in describing the nuances of problems. But his intellectuality has contributed to a growing critique that decisions are detached from rock-bottom principles.

Both Maureen Dowd in The New York Times and Joel Achenbach of The Washington Post have likened him to Star Trek’s Mr. Spock.

The Spock imagery has been especially strong during the extended review Obama has undertaken of Afghanistan policy. He’ll announce the results on Tuesday. The speech’s success will be judged not only on the logic of the presentation but on whether Obama communicates in a more visceral way what progress looks like and why it is worth achieving. No soldier wants to take a bullet in the name of nuance.

That’s the Chicago Way

This is a storyline that’s likely taken root more firmly in Washington than around the country. The rap is that his West Wing is dominated by brass-knuckled pols.

It does not help that many West Wing aides seem to relish an image of themselves as shrewd, brass-knuckled political types. In a Washington Post story this month, White House deputy chief of staff Jim Messina, referring to most of Obama’s team, said, “We are all campaign hacks.”

The problem is that many voters took Obama seriously in 2008 when he talked about wanting to create a more reasoned, non-partisan style of governance in Washington. When Republicans showed scant interest in cooperating with Obama at the start, the Obama West Wing gladly reverted to campaign hack mode.

The examples of Chicago-style politics include their delight in public battles with Rush Limbaugh and Fox News and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. (There was also a semi-public campaign of leaks aimed at Greg Craig, the White House counsel who fell out of favor.) In private, the Obama team cut an early deal — to the distaste of many congressional Democrats — that gave favorable terms to the pharmaceutical lobby in exchange for their backing his health care plans.

The lesson that many Washington insiders have drawn is that Obama wants to buy off the people he can and bowl over those he can’t. If that perception spreads beyond Washington this will scuff Obama’s brand as a new style of political leader.

He’s a pushover

If you are going to be known as a fighter, you might as well reap the benefits. But some of the same insider circles that are starting to view Obama as a bully are also starting to whisper that he’s a patsy.

It seems a bit contradictory, to be sure. But it’s a perception that began when Obama several times laid down lines — then let people cross them with seeming impunity. Last summer he told Democrats they better not go home for recess until a critical health care vote but they blew him off. He told the Israeli government he wanted a freeze in settlements but no one took him seriously. Even Fox News — which his aides prominently said should not be treated like a real news organization — then got interview time for its White House correspondent.

In truth, most of these episodes do not amount to much. But this unflattering storyline would take a more serious turn if Obama is seen as unable to deliver on his stern warnings in the escalating conflict with Iran over its nuclear program.

He sees America as another pleasant country on the U.N. roll call, somewhere between Albania and Zimbabwe

That line belonged to George H.W. Bush, excoriating Democrat Michael Dukakis in 1988. But it highlights a continuing reality: In presidential politics the safe ground has always been to be an American exceptionalist.

Politicians of both parties have embraced the idea that this country — because of its power and/or the hand of Providence — should be a singular force in the world. It would be hugely unwelcome for Obama if the perception took root that he is comfortable with a relative decline in U.S. influence or position in the world.

On this score, the reviews of Obama’s recent Asia trip were harsh.

His peculiar bow to the emperor of Japan was symbolic. But his lots-of-velvet, not-much-iron approach to China had substantive implications.

On the left, the budding storyline is that Obama has retreated from human rights in the name of cynical realism. On the right, it is that he is more interested in being President of the World than President of the United States, a critique that will be heard more in December as he stops in Oslo to pick up his Nobel Prize and then in Copenhagen for an international summit on curbing greenhouse gases.

President Pelosi

No figure in Barack Obama’s Washington, including Obama, has had more success in advancing his will than the speaker of the House, despite public approval ratings that hover in the range of Dick Cheney’s. With a mix of tough party discipline and shrewd vote-counting, she passed a version of the stimulus bill largely written by congressional Democrats, passed climate legislation, and passed her chamber’s version of health care reform. She and anti-war liberals in her caucus are clearly affecting the White House’s Afghanistan calculations.

The great hazard for Obama is if Republicans or journalists conclude — as some already have — that Pelosi’s achievements are more impressive than Obama’s or come at his expense.

This conclusion seems premature, especially with the final chapter of the health care drama yet to be written.

But it is clear that Obama has allowed the speaker to become more nearly an equal — and far from a subordinate — than many of his predecessors of both parties would have thought wise.

He’s in love with the man in the mirror

No one becomes president without a fair share of what the French call amour propre. Does Obama have more than his share of self-regard?

It’s a common theme of Washington buzz that Obama is over-exposed. He gives interviews on his sports obsessions to ESPN, cracks wise with Leno and Letterman, discusses his fitness with Men’s Health, discusses his marriage in a joint interview with first lady Michelle Obama for The New York Times. A photo the other day caught him leaving the White House clutching a copy of GQ featuring himself.

White House aides say making Obama widely available is the right strategy for communicating with Americans in an era of highly fragmented media.

But, as the novelty of a new president wears off, the Obama cult of personality risks coming off as mere vanity unless it is harnessed to tangible achievements.

That is why the next couple of months — with health care and Afghanistan jostling at center stage — will likely carry a long echo. Obama’s best hope of nipping bad storylines is to replace them with good ones rooted in public perceptions of his effectiveness.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Want A Drink? Take A Pill!

MOSCOW: Good news for vodka lovers as you can consume your favourite drink just like any other solid food, without the hassle of carrying heavy

glass bottles.

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

“Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage. “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate the exact required dosage.

“We have developed a technology that allowed us to turn any liquid solution into powder,” the scientist was quoted as saying by a web portal. The technology has been tested on spirit of 96% purity.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Now-vodka-that-comes-in-a-pill/articleshow/5282435.cms

Luciferian Rapture Doctrine

Monday, June 29, 2009

Luciferian Rapture Doctrine - Modern Israel in Prophecy -

The Truth About The Rapture - Its Significance and Influence in World Control -

The rapture theory is not Biblical and was founded as an Anti-Reformation tool of the Catholic Church. The purpose of the rapture theory was threeflod. 1. To destroy the reformation; 2. control protestantism;, capture the Holy Land; 3. Foster the establishment of the New Word Order . The rapture theory. has more to do with the racist, arrogant and diabolical concept of British Israel than anything pertaining to the Kingdom of God. The rapture theory is from the pits of hell, created by Luciferians, and promoted by agents of the prince of darkness. The rapture doctrine is the blue-print for the establishment of the pseudo state of Israel.

Barbara Rossing said in her book The Rapture Racket,

” the Rapture is a fraud of monumental proportions, as well as a disturbing way to instill fear in people.

“Whether prescribing a violent script for Israel or survivalism in the United States, this theology distorts God’s vision for the world,” Rossing writes. “In place of healing, the Rapture proclaims escape. In place of Jesus’s blessing of peacemaking, the Rapture voyeuristically glorifies violence and war …. This theology is not biblical. We are not Raptured off the earth, nor is God.

Where did the rapture theory originate and why?

Reformers such as Luther, Calvin, Huss, Zwingli, Melanchthon, Bullinger and others had identified the Catholic Church as Mystery Babylon in Revelation and the Popes as the Anti-Christ. Millions of sincere Catholics were leaving the mother church and joining the reformation movement.. The church set out to neutralize and destroy the protestant movement.. What they could not do through brute force and the military inquisitions they did through political espionage, spiritual intrigue, and using mind control techniques by secret societies. Most of the books published on the rapture are brainwashing the readers mind. All of the books writen by Tim Lahaye’s, John Hagee, Jack van Impe, Jerry Jenkins , John Walvoord and movies such as the Omega Code and Megiddo are design for mind control. This anti-protestant doctrine is taught in many universities and seminaries such as Dallas Theological Seminary, Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, Southwestern Assemblies of God, Zion Bible College, Moody Bible Institute, Global University, Liberty and Regent University and well as a host of other leading colleges and universities The rapture cult has the largest following than any cult in the US or Europe.

Why were sincere Catholics, priests and monks leaving the Catholic Church.?

People were leaving because of corruptions in the church. If one look at the Babylonian sun worship, and the present Roman Catholic Mass there are many similarities. Baal worship seem to have taken over the Catholic Church. The icon of the virgin mother and child with halos (representing the sun), Mary as the queen of heaven, (Isis - queen of heaven) confessionals, wafer worship, transubstantiation, and priests as exclusive mediators of God were all derived from the Satanic Babylonian religion. Roman Catholicism became a mixture of witchcraft, Judaism, paganism, and perverted Christianity. When this corruptions was exposed by the reformers, Rome was outraged, and staged Holy Inquisitions, design to rid the world of heretics. The Inquisition included torturing and murdering people who didn’t not agree with the Catholic views. Ten of thousands of people were killed and some historians even put the numbers in the millions. Later, in response to the Vatican’s oppressive dogma, Martin Luther, a former Augustinian monk, nailed his 95 theses to the wall of a church in Germany, heralding Protestantism. . The Vatican was shaken as Protestantism spreads rapidly through Europe. In order to stamp out the spiritual rebellion, Pope Paul III ordered Ignatius de Loyola to found the Order of Jesuits, which would act as the intelligentsia and secret militia of the Vatican. Loyola had already founded the occult Illuminati, which he then placed under the umbrella of the Vatican ” Ignatius a Merovingian Jew from Loyola Spain was a member of the Alumbrados before he founded the Illuminati and the Jesuits. The Merovingian Jews claim to be decedents of Jesus and Mary of Magdalene. Thus you have books and movies like DaVinci Code, Prieure de Sion, Passover Plot, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Bloodline of the Holy Grail, being produced and circulated by Hollywood Kabbalist movie studios and publishing houses controlled by the Illuminati. These books are blasphemous teachings design to nullify the true Gospel of Jesus. Many of the Popes, Cardinals, Bishops and Priest were Merovingian Jews whose agenda was to destroy true Christianity and pervert the true gospel.

The Jesuits Oath:

I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex or condition; and that I will hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous heretics, rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants’ heads against the walls, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poisoned cup, the strangulating cord, the steel of the poniard or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity, or authority of the person or persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agent of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Faith, of the Society of Jesus.”It was when Pope Paul III convened the Council of Trent that the church formally addressed the protestant reformation with edicts, dogmas and doctrines. A disciple of Ignatius, Francisco Ribera came up with a theory that would take the attention off the Pope as being the Anti-Christ and put it on some future individual. This was the beginning of the Rapture doctrine. The Jesuits infiltrated the protestant movement, developed protestant theology, and purposely mis interpreted scriptures relating to Bible prophecy. They also controlled the educational system and bribe and blackmailed governments of Europe and America to promote their agenda. Two other groups that were instrumental the origin and development of the rapture theory were the Knights Templars (Masons) and the Knights of Malta (Knights of Columbus).

Barbara Aho said in her article (The Merovingian Dynasty) “it was also the The avowed objective of the Templars was to protect the Christians who came to visit the Holy Places: their secret objective was the re-building of the Temple of Solomon on the model prophesied by Ezekiel.
“This re-building, formally predicted by the Judaizing Mystics of the earlier ages, had become the secret dream of the Patriarchs of the Orient. The Temple of Solomon, re-built and consecrated to the Catholic worship would become, in effect, the Metropolis of the Universe.”
In my up coming blog I will go into more detail about how the Jesuits and the Illuminati set about to implement the Rapture theory to achieve their goal.. Protestant churches, Evangelical seminaries, and bible talking and Bibleprobe preachers like John Hagee, Jack van Impe, Jack Hayford, TD Jakes, Kenneth Hagin, Kenneth Copeland, Pat Robinson, Creflo Dollar, Bishop Charles Blake, Billy Graham, and masons who promote the rapture have been seduced by Jesuits theology and manipulated by the kabbalist practitioners, thus they are part of the world-wide Anti-Christ conspiracy.

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Canadian TV - The Fifth Estate - 9-11 Documentary

Canadian TV - The Fifth Estate - 9-11 Documentary



On September 11, 2001 the world watched in shock and disbelief as planes flew in to New York’s World Trade Center and the Pentagon in Washington, and Americans realized they were under attack. But by whom? What really happened? In The Unofficial Story, the fifth estate’s Bob McKeown introduces us to people who believe the real force behind the attacks was not Osama Bin Laden, but the U.S. government itself.

Emerging from the dust and debris that day was a movement, known these days as 9/11 Truth or “truthers” – people who believe that 9/11 was part of a vast conspiracy and cover-up by a criminal faction within the U.S. government. As the fifth estate reports, public opinion polls now show that the majority of Americans believe the Bush Administration had advance knowledge of those attacks and somehow allowed them to happen and that one-third of Canadians share the same belief.

In The Unofficial Story, Bob McKeown explores why these questions and theories are growing in popularity.

You’ll meet some of the leading proponents of “truther” theories: Richard Gage, an American architect, explains how the WTC twin towers and the lesser known ‘Tower #7’ could only have crumbled as they did due to explosive charges placed inside the buildings. Others, including Canadian professor Kee Dewdney, insist that the story of the brave fight by the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 must have been a hoax. But, you’ll also hear from others who dispel “truther” theories and try to understand why, from JFK’s assassination to the moon landing to 9/11, a culture of conspiracy springs up around certain historic events.

Despite the difference of opinion between those who blame the hijackers and those who blame their own government, the real importance of the fight over 9/11 truth is that it may have less to do with the past than the future.

http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/2009-2010/the_unofficial_story/

Al Gore Confronted On Climategate

Brutality

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http://www.mercurynews.com/top-stories/ci_13686438?nclick_check=1

Scott Wright was fixing the emergency brake on an old Cadillac in a parking lot near Willow Glen last year when the San Jose police rolled up. Within minutes, he had been shot with a Taser and beaten with batons, breaking his arm

http://www.mercurynews.com/top-stories/ci_13686438?nclick_check=1&forced=true

Working link.

By arrested for resisting arrest you mean that these cops come over and start shit, people resist them.... then they are arrested for resisting the police? Yup... that the insanity of the monopoly of power the 'officials' have.

Hence we need to form communities... and stand united against this bullshit.

Almost worth it to become Mayor in my town simply to order the police to change the color of their uniforms to Khaki.... as I watch this video their black uniforms really are just too much.... I agree with this guy... "Cops are a gang of thugs with badges on..."

A former Scottsdale police officer who resigned last year told internal investigators that he had wrongfully strip-searched at least 15 women, recently released police documents show.

The former officer, Chong Kim, resigned in June 2008 while being pressed by investigators about why he engaged in such conduct.

The matter came to light when the mother of one of his accusers lodged a formal complaint. Scottsdale recently agreed to pay that woman $315,000 as compensation.
According to internal police documents released this week, investigators asked Kim whether having women expose themselves to him gave him sexual gratification.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/2009/11/27/20091127sr-stripsearch1128.html

Terrorist gets 8 yrs; home defender gets 40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daHHLchz5iM

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Between the last two months I have seen far too many "death by police" situations, 3 that I remember in the DFW area ALONE! (But I'm sure there are more) Not to mention the most recent one that's on FOX and CNN right now.

Irving- 11-22-09 Irving police shoot and kill man wielding a BB gun

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A man has been shot and killed by suburban Dallas police who said he pointed a BB gun at them.

WHO WIELDS A BB GUN AT A COP??

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6733319.html

Garland - 11-27-09 Garland police shoot and kill motorist after chase

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After the driver, Antonio Alonzo, crashed his truck, police said he flashed a handgun and two Garland officers shot him.

He "FLASHED" a gun? Who "flashes" a gun at police?

http://www.wfaa.com/home/Garland-police-shoot-and-kill-motorist-after-chase-76122852.html

Dallas- 9-28-09 - Dallas police officers kill two in shootings

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Police said that when the officer arrived in the 2000 block of Edd Road about 10 a.m. Saturday, he confronted a man who matched the description the caller gave dispatchers. When the man fled into the woods, the officer gave chase. The man then attacked the officer, and fearing for his life, the officer fired once, striking the man in the chest, police said.

He "feared for his life" huh? That's what the TASER is for! It's NOT for little old ladies who give you an attitude. It's for when police fear for their lives! But instead of reaching for the taser, he reaches for his gun?? Forget the taser. Couldn't he have maced the guy? Anything aside from lethal force! Now we don't even know if the guy actually attacked the cop or not.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/092809dnmetshootings.1c260d5a2.html

All four instances (including the one on the news now) claim the suspects either "flashed a gun", "had a bb gun" or they "found a gun" AFTER the shooting or the cops life was in "danger". But how convenient is a story that can't be refuted? It's clear. The cops are out of control!

The cops will get more out of control after Steven Seagal-Lawman starts airing Wednesday night (the same 1st night as Jesse Ventura)---IT WILL BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER. Seagal plays an aging, donut eating ,fat cop that goes around tasering anybody that gets in his way. Cops around the country will think his show is a training film--scary. Below is an article that pokes fun at Seagal. IT'S NOT A JOB, IT'S ADVENTURE. HA HA HA HA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2009/aug/28/steven-seagal-lawman

Steven Seagal: Lawman. Does it get any better?
After the movies, the philanthropy, the energy drink, the aftershave comes the man's greatest challenge yet...


Steven Seagal: Lawman Photograph: Public Domain

One of the questions Lost in Showbiz is most often asked is: "Are you going to take your holiday in August, the month where tumbleweed blows through the celebrity Valhalla, and even the fallen heroes are off on a yacht somewhere, and you have to act like you give a toss about Cheryl Cole's L'Oréal contract?" This column's reply is always the same. August? Why would anyone go away in August? August is when we get to talk about stuff that actually matters.

It's when we get to talk about Seagal.

If your interest in celebrity is fleeting, and confined to this temporal sphere, then please do one to the news pages. But if you seek enlightenment, and tips on how to use a bar towel or microwave as an improvised weapon, then consider this space your dojo. Clip on your tribute ponytail and crack open a can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink (Asian Experience flavour). We're going to catch up with the Zen master.

When last we touched base with the only off-Hollywood action star to have been designated a reincarnated Tibetan lama, he was returning from bilateral talks with Costa Rican president Oscar Arias. Right now, though, our Mojo Priest is about to bestow upon us a rare and magical gift – and that gift is Steven Seagal: Lawman.

This, of course, is the forthcoming American TV series that follows Seagal's work as a real-life Louisiana sheriff's deputy. You might recall that he has held this role for two decades, in addition to a portfolio that also includes the movies, the philanthropy, the energy drink development, the creation of the aftershave Scent of Action, and lead singing and guitarist duties in a band called Thunderbox (named after the portable field latrine in Evelyn Waugh's Men at Arms. Possibly). He also sells a range of knives.

Anyway, this week's excellent news is that the makers of Steven Seagal: Lawman are being sued by some producers who say it's similar to an idea they had. Do you have any idea how auspicious that is? People don't sue flops. They only sue if it looks like there's money in something – if everything about it screams success. This is why solicitors for JK Rowling receive about six letters a week reading "but I had the idea of a school where children learned magic", while no one sued Mike Read's musical about Oscar Wilde.

That someone is suing Steven Seagal: Lawman is the surest indication that it's going to be a hit – but then you already knew that, because how could a show about a town whose criminal justice system is effectively the star of Hard to Kill be anything else? Still, it's nice to see Seagal getting recognised by the rapacious attorney community.

Even nicer to see, however, is the trailer, whose narration is delivered in the portentous growl of the guy who voices action movie teasers. "The action's real – in an all-new real-life series. Steven Seagal . . . LAWMAN."

We cut to Seagal in vehicular pursuit of a suspect (though riding shotgun), and there's just so much to take in. First up, he's wearing glasses, suggesting that even Buddhist black belts are not immune to the ravages of advancing years. But they're probably just for reading and driving – I imagine his thousand-yard stare is even longer these days. Anyway, sirens are blaring and Seagal bangs his hand down on a car door and shouts, "Get him!", with a delivery critics are already calling his finest since he inquired in On Deadly Ground, "What does it take to change the essence of a man?"

"It all began 20 years ago," the voiceover thunders, "when Seagal, a world-renowned seventh degree aikido expert, was shooting a movie in Jefferson Parish. The sheriff asked him to teach his men some self-defence and weapons skills. The training was so successful," the narrator growls, "that Seagal was deputised."

Cue pictures of our larger-than-life hero pledging allegiance, which would appear to break the cinematic convention of recent straight-to-DVD Seagal pictures, namely to shoot him from the neck up and in half shadow.

As for the rest, it's beyond tantalising. OK, we don't see any saloon fighting, but then we already know Seagal is unplayable in a bar-room setting, so hopefully that'll come. But we do see him saunter world-wearily round to the front of his patrol car with one of those hard-bitten cop expressions that just says "nothin' in this game surprises me no more".

I can't even tell if he's acting – which is fitting, as Seagal's official website explains: "James Mason once told Steven that 'the secret to becoming a great actor – don't act, be yourself'. This advice is why we see such a pure and authentic nature to him in his roles."

But we'll play out with Seagal's own words, because when he first addresses the camera, the impact is devastating. "The show's real," he whisper-growls with inscrutable power. "I mean, this is not a joke . . ."

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i was going to post the clip from the hangover where they taser the guy in the face just for fun, but on searching youtube im appalled to see a horrible series of videos.

Idaho police sodomize man with Taser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDkurrYUm50
Boise police already had the suspect handcuffed when they rammed a Taser gun into his anus and fired.

Police Brutality: Deaf Handicapped Man Tasered & Pepper Sprayed in Bathroom for Taking too long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxi5YeFK_I
Police Brutality: Officers who used pepper spray and a Taser to remove a man from a store bathroom found out only later he was deaf and mentally

Police Brutality: Woman Badger Fan Tasered For Sitting in Isle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpHDscyX3VI
Police Brutality: Madison Wisconsin-- Video of a woman fan who was subjected to a taser during a Badger football game

Cop shoots & Kill unarmed Man(Oscar Grant)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFNDK8PQGNw
did I do?' Then another officer came up with his Taser and held it right in his face. Oscar said, 'Please don't shoot me, please don't Taser me

sorry i cant post anymore, this is making me too mad.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=taser+right+in+the+face&search_type=&aq=f

Dictatorial UN Crushes Media Freedom Before Copenhagen

Dictatorial UN Crushes Media Freedom Before Copenhagen
Free speech in the new world order will not be tolerated if you don't doth your cap in servility to the global government agenda
Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet.com
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Betraying its dictatorial and anti-free speech agenda, the United Nations has blocked two-time New York Times number one bestseller and World Net Daily senior staff writer Jerome Corsi from attending the Copenhagen climate conference next week.